If you listen closely you can hear the destiel shippers getting their pitch forks ready
Me: *writing on the computer*
Mom: *gasp* Are you doing…homework?
Me: No, I’m writing about two boys who falls in love, and then have a lot of sex.
We’re going to deliberately ignore all the points you’ve brought up about Destiel and instead hook Dean and Cas up with throwaway females. But don’t worry! The LGBT community will be accurately represented because we’ll bring Charlie back for an episode!